Philippe is standing on it
Teodor's birthday presents
The new catalog has arrived
Who ate my 'shrooms?
A call to Modemtown
Someone is at the door
Achewood ca. 1902
Bedtime
Philippe has a Walkman
Lie Bot
Philippe's mouth
The backyard gig
Teodor in the chat room
Guest-starring Lyle
That's how the Internet works
Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
A Curious Therapy
Lie Bot redux - A Visitor
The miniature golf hole
A discussion on AIDS
The Web Designer
Lie Bot's Shoes
Halloween
A question of female anatomy
Teodor has met a girl!
Sick in bed all day
Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing
Ordering a pizza
Orange creamsicle alcohol drink
Poker
Antiques Road Show
The Humans Show
He is strange in his sleep
Todd the Squirrel
International relations primer
Scrabble
Todd the Squirrel: Prayers
Todd's new van
A terrible Thanksgiving
Closure
Three's company
Replacement Characters
Kisses
Penny_in_a_fountain
Starting the old car
I'm deformed
Silk Robe
A change of operating systems
Todd; open mic nite
Cutlery ads; bourbon
Bloopers and outtakes
Dreams of good people
I am too drunk to drive
Gearbox Symphony
An issue of cussing
Mousse/She's getting closer
A dangerously good haircut
Waiting for Penny
Lyle's pensive morning moment
YOUR  OLD  FRIEND  BLISTER
The Afterlife
Merry Christmas With Teodor
The unfinished strip
Belated Christmas strip
Old home movies
New Years' Eve with Mr. Bear
Ketel One
I Love My Fat Son
There is a snake in the yard
Hand-held fan
We attempt a knock-knock joke!
Kung Foo
Van Practice
The dirtiest dudes in town
Chillin' by the window
Dirty-talk montage
At Ray's crib
Teodor's dream
Cutting Room Floor #1
Mr. Smuckles is missing
Brain practice
The terrible fear
Man, it was a only vasectomy
Hey, you're the best!
We're into education now.
Philippe's mom phones
Political cartoonists are all hacks
Ray's problem in the kitchen
Todd's natural enemy
french fry
french fry - big dreams
french fry - more dreams
french fry - new pants
french fry - aid
Color Monday!
Ordering pizza in English
Pork Chops
Today was a re-run.
An ad
Lie Bot: Civic Infrastructure
eBay shopper: Let's Slam!
Neatest person in Heaven
Who will yell at God
Lie Bot in the garage
...Boned?
Pat is mad with Ray
Lyle is not impressed with Todd's saxophone music
Tina's Birthday
Todd's theft from Ray
A glimpse inside Ray's Place
A fee!
Todd's theft / the baby clothes
Hell Yes I'm telling you about some Latin shit!
Is it a lie? Or is it an ass?
The Party: Day I
The Party: Day II
The Party: Day III
The Party: Day IV
The Party: Day V
The Party: Day VI
The Party: Day VII
The Party: Day VIII
The Party: Day IX
The Party: Day X
The Party: Day XI
The Party: Day XII: Names
The Party: Day XIII: Dancing
The Party: Day XIV: Lie Bot's Friends
The Party: Day XV
The Party: Day XXVI: Closing up
The Party: Day XVI: Vlad
The Party: Day XVII: Hope Springs Eternal
The Party: Day XVIII: Little Nephew
The Party: Day XIX: Chucklebot News
The Party: Day XX: man-to-man
The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head
The Party: Day XXII: No is Philippe. Is Vlad.
Until you are SO nude
The Party: Day XXIV: Blood Beagle
The Party: Day XXV: Todd is Faded
NO MORE PARTY NOW ONLY HANGOVER
Yelling at Ray
Tapes from Philippe's Mom
Roast Beef's Birthday
Kicking the Basketball
Ray and the Motorcycle
En Espanol
Auf Deutsch
Todd's License Plate Frame
Shove it!
Porno
A Lie Bot strip
Chatting with a friend
Sports News
Breakfast in Bed
Computer Programming
The Startup Company: Day II
The Startup Company: cold-calls
The GUI
Ray as the unwitting QA director
Workplace tendencies
No Porno! Wait. Some Porno.
In Debt
Only one way out...
Who the hell is that
We'll answer that question tomorrow
Lyle's new video game
The Making Of
If I Owned a Bottle
Follow Me
Your teeth seem sharp
Pat's Hat
EVERYONE HAT
Bad Chimichangas
Hat week draws to a close
Philippe's New Shoes
Roast Beef is Handsome
Many Opinions on Water
Geometry
Birthday party for Onstad
Ray's Brew Pub
The Rocket Ship
Approaching Moon
Approaching Moon even closer
Roast Beef on the Moon
Roast Beef Sometimes
Ray's Soliloquy
A simple question of rad
Deep Space Transmission
Maybe this scheme?
Sandwich Humour
I saw your junk and liked it
Re-install the app in Safe Mode
Book Week Begins!
Two strips today! Both with Vlad.
Variation on a special theme
Book Week Continues!
Now what's with all this Billy Idol
You can't just call it a bicycle
DID YOU THINK I'D STOP AT "RAD CHILIES?"
Meeting Tina
There Is Always Something There/It's My Mom
cyber punk
Thick As A Brick
Cussing redux
College #
I actually got one of these between some pancakes once
Someone at the door II
Letters from the Earth
The Self-Dramatic Otter
More Frenchin'
Philippe's Nightmare Night
Wakin' up with Chucklebot
I am wissin'
The "Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk" Guidebook Series
Captain Beefheart Flashes Back
Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk day II
Really stepping in shit with the Guidebook
Gunshy
We lookin' at hella porno
The Materials We Discussed
You just gonna lie to me
Cheers
Beef gets bent
Out of the O.R.
Consoled by Philippe
Under Philippe's Wing
ALL U WANT
Code Levels of Dating Beef
Heated Up Mary
Self-Tempering Fat
Ray cuts own hand
Fonts
The Ad Agency, Day 2
Why Didn't You Come Into Work Today
Flower Lesson
Aberlour
Pat Reynolds
Philippe and the Flower
Bachelor Party
The Todd Account - a Setback
Philippe's Wedding Day
The Terrible Cycle
Cost cutting
'Til death do us part
Sangria
Jeopardy!
Impulsive Shirt Orderer
Chinese Water Torture
Eye trick
Boston Market
Package for Philippe!
Cop Chat
ULTRA PEANUT
what the HELL ultra peanut
Ray and the Piano
Piano Prodigy
The Demo And The Damage Done
Record Contract
In Ray's Shadow
With Ultra Peanut
Todd's Gift of Hi-Five
Ray's Music Video
Beef's Video Rewrite
ASS IN YOUR PANTS
Skyrocketing up the charts
The Sony AIBO
Going Multi-Platinum
Party For Ray
'65 Ford Galaxie
HELLO AMERICA
Stand on it Agnes
Haunches
Beef's Real Name
Click Robot
You Make Me Do It In My Pants :(
The Peppermint Honcho
Coconut Rum
McDonald's / Dancin' Santa
Camping
DISK ONE OF SIX
Dirty Bills
Showbiz
JOE STRUMMER HAS DIED
Christmas Eve with Ray
Catching Up With Showbiz
Madison
Goodbye Showbiz
Subway
Wall Of Tough Guys
A Dude's Stew
Philippe is Fat
The Devil's Drink Book
Hi Grandma!
Fancy French Restaurant
Rockford Fosgate
Jared Is Not Tough
How Else Can Jared Die
Slim Jim
Disguises
Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
Motel Hangover
Blue Nun Widemouths
Turd Murder
Hangover Therapy
Asleep Style
Salad Dressing Chandelier
Some Subway Would Punish
Six Kinds of Nasty
Cookbook Preview
Arms and Backs
Pat's Message Board
Pat and Daedalus_X
Death Limo
Teodor's Boat
Socks In The Bed
Klansman Subway
Matchstick Doodie
Death Boat
Ku Klux Messagebard
Stolen Boat
Todd's Taxes
Howardt Stern Show
Pat's Anger
Roast Beef in Heaven
Lung Brothers
Drunk in Heaven
Dance Java Dance
Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly
Dinner Date
Rooster Bake
Roasted-up Ding Dong
The Jade Ding Dong
The Six Hundred Dollar Man
Roast Beef's First Kiss
The Marlboro Stinger
Receipt From Heaven
Guest artist: James Kochalka
Guest artist: K. Thor Jensen
Guest artist: Sam Henderson
Guest artist: Jeff Rowland
Guest artist: John Allison
Guest artist: Drew Weing
Guest Artist: drew
Gilmore Girls
Guest Artist: Anonymous
Nice Pete
What are you in for Nice Pete
Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps
Murder, Explained
Killing is Like Basketball
Visitation Hours
The First Piece of Porno
The Devils of Monte Carlo
Nice Pete Figures Ray Out
Vlad Figures Pat Out
The Mile High Club
Mantonio
Wetting The Bed Forever
Philippe's Prayers
Mehr Deutsch
Doin' the Robot
My First Column!
Lyle and Hiram
Fuck Algebra
Baby Just Come Clean
His Bozack is Flayed
Rhymedown 2003
Ten Million Kids In Fedoras
Chompin' Mignon on Bellagio Lake
We TALKED about this!
Oregon Tail
Hiram the Blacksmith
What is with Tequila Shooters?!
Hiram's Codebase
Marmaduke
I Have Just Had Italian Food
Laying into Garfield
Cathy
Scary Go Round guest strip
The Dachshund Whisperer
Man, I Had the Greatest Day!
Suckin' Dick - rerun
Recipe of the Month Club
A re-run: Lie Bot's Ass
Beef Missed My Birthday
Lie Bot: Saddest Thing: redux
Hyddyn Sceptyre
Wednesday Repeat: November 15, 2002
My Date With Crystal
Mr. Bear's Blog
If It's Yellow Let it Mellow
Ray's Rolex
Garrison Keillor / Tony Robbins
Repeat of January 30, 2003
Ray's Advice Column #1
A Frank Conversation on Pornography.
I take the birthday off.
Beef's Green Card Wedding
Ray's Advice Column #2
Angry Little Plum
Nightlife Mingus
Golfing With Nightlife
Beef Smokes Weed
Ray's Advice Column June 25 2003
Beef is high, steals golf cart
runaway golf cart
Molly McSweeney
Artificial Japanese Liver
Ray's Advice Column Jul 2, 2003
Long Condoms
European Vacation 1
Uses for a Large Condom
Martha Stewart's condom tips
Ray's Advice Column for July 9
Philippe / Mozart / Honey Peanuts
Teodor's New Dance Move
Lyle Wins Oasis
Oasis Is Working In The Yard
Advice Column, July 16
Philippe at Berlin McDonald's
Oasis In The Shower
Ray Quits The Advice Biz
Ray Rhymes About the Internet
Advice - 7.23.03
Ray's Advice Column - LIVE!
Straight Eye for the Beef Guy
Advice Column July 29, 2003
Beef Tshirt Expose Etc
Hair In Ray's Nachos
beef makeover tshirt etc
Advice Aug. 5, 2003
Vlad and Roast Beef's Window
Beef's Microsoft Word Ad
Advice - August 12, 2003
Weezer / iMac
Neapolitan Shooter Teaser
The Dick Molecule
Beef's "Me" Day
August 19, 2003 - Advice.
Ray's Time Machine.
Santa's Dad
Dressing Like Twain
Spring Loaded Wooden Dog
Cornelius Bear's Diary Entry
August 26, 2003 - Advice.
The Trouble With Ray's Entertainment Center
The Dumbwaiter Redux
The Unwilling Voyeur
Anarchist's Cookbook
Beef the Cocaine Genius
Advice for September 2, 2003
The Taint is often called the Impossible Mile
Mark Twain and James Bond
Your Porno Name
Advice for Sept. 9, 2003
Ketel One, Eminem, Twain Invents the Internet
Coming Home / Clues
Hot Lunches
Carl: A Fallen Friend
Kmart, Lyle, and Viet Nam
Don't Thank Me, Thank Anarchy
Electrocuting Pat's Dick
Pat's Dick is Electrocuted
Pat's Answering Machine
Nice Pat
Hollandaise the Bunny
Pat Guthrie
Pat's Stadium Event / The Sexual Homeboys
Calling D'Shawn
Second Anniversary
Beef's Internet is Down
Vegetable Brain the Comedian
Joy Buzzer
Day Tripper Intro
Animalicious
Animalicious on Acid
Pat's Back
Lore Day One
Beef's Dream of Corpulence
Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants
Laszlo's Open Mic / Roast Beef
Chicken Allergy / Bubble Boy
The puberty machine has soft rubber heads
The Eye Beneath the Nacho
Nice Pete's PowerPoint Presentation
Human Foot in a Salad (w/Champion Short Sock)
Nice Pete's Joke
Mom-mom had a big old weepin' eye that never closed
Japanese Interests
Teodor's father
Oh No I Grew Pubics
Philippe Bumble-Bee Boo
Super-Secret Ice Cream Parlor
Mini Cooper / Laphroaig
Arthur from Support Group
On the way to the Secret Ice Cream Parlor
Drip Drop Drip Drop
Threadville
Nice Pete's Lullaby
Inside the Super-Secret Ice Cream Shop
Gelati
Escape from the ice cream shop
Philippe's Escape
Omega Tetris
Deer in the Headlights
BLAM
Tori Amos
Hell's Car: Subaru Brat
Beef Finds Ray in Hell
The Lonesomest Car in Hell
Robert Johnson at the Best Western in Hell
Brookside Lounge, Best Western, Hell
Robert Johnson Ocular Shenanigans
Drunk As a Lord in Hell
Talking Wallpaper
Butterball Hotline
Butterball Hell Line
Beef and the Hell Phone
Philippe Buys Piano Music!
There is Balm in Gilead
Shut the hell up *dick*
Denise Are You Crappin'
Meeting Todd in Hell
Advice for December 22
Friendly's Hell Riddle
Christmas Eve with Ray redux
guest strip: John Allison / scarygoround.com
Guest Strip by Andrice Arp / www.hi-horse.com
Guest Strip by Jesse Reklaw
Guest Strip by Jeff Rowland / Wigu.com
Guest Strip by K. Thor Jensen
Guest Strip: Jeff Roysdon
Roast Beef Self-Origami
Guest strip by Drew Weing
Keep on Rockin' Roast Beef
Three Riddles Home From Hell
Advice for January 6, 2004
Philippe and the Crab's Soul
Personals Peepee
Ray's Personal Ad / Low Shenanigan
The Roomba Robot Vacuum
The Yahoo Ham Hack
Honking Bus, Rusty Bikes
The Pepperidge Farm Man
Two Roombas / Star Wars
Roomba Cinema
Barry Bass and His Marriage
Barry's a Complainer
Barry Bass at Beef's House
Advice for January 23, 2004
Like it or not, you like it
Blog for January 25, 2004
Kissin' Molly Ringwald on the Titties
Neiman Marcus
Philippe 4 Prez
Mr. Poopytime
Philippe, The Candidate, is Five
Ray's Old Videos
TIM SIMMONS
Todd's KISS Tattoo
Bitches Gotta Take They Cunt Pills
Rerun: January 27, 2003
Todd's Unfortunate Background
The Finding Nemo Party
A Phone Call to Drabble
Ray's Guitar Hobby
Advice: Feb. 16, 2004 (Double Nut Beat Down)
John J. Rambo
Beef Gets a Shirt from Molly
Sex Limo/Spongebob
Ray's Hemorrhoid
Raymo Smookels
Vlad's Problem With Andy
Homosexuals The Gorilla
Storyline Revisited: November 4, 2002
Ray is a Blubbering Animal
Piano Prodigy
Lazarus the Business Loafer
Lazarus the Business Shoe
Renal Failure
Pussy Booger
Timmy the Stem Cell
Only liberals like The Cure
Leopold, Brother of Lazarus, Son of Lucien
Leopold's Story
Leopold and Lazarus Mad Shoe Confrontation
March 15 - Advice! Triple-Nut Beat Down.
Frankenstein
Euro Trip 2
Bruichladdich Tasting
Currywurst
Berlin Sex Museum
Philippe Imagines Himself Into Death
Doin' Berlin Ray-Style
Homeless and Penniless in Berlin
Ray's Newspaper Suit
Ray's Perpetual Motion Device
The Lambda Manifesto
John and Deanster
Philippe in Edinburgh
Philippe and the Hibbies
Philippe in York
Philippe: London day One
Rerun of Feb 27, 2003
Reprint of January 7, 2003
Marijuana Phone Booth
Losing it in A-minor
Ray Smells Like Farted-In Vinegar
The Hangover Ham
Whale Music
Dunk Oil
Leaving Germany
Mr. Bear - Harlequin Romance Novelist
April 26 - Advice!
Ray's Romance Novel by Rick Dorado
Todd's Romantic Audio-Book
Spy-Ware
Baba O'Riley
One Year Anniversary!
The Isosceles Lock
Gusano Rojo
The Adult Film Industry
Tuck Me In Jack Daniels
Peter and the Wolf
Chris Isaak Appreciation Club
Ray Quits Smoking
Advice for May 11!
Lyle Builds Philippe's Dream Car
Onstad's First Foray Into Comics
Return of Chucklebot
Roomba Cinema: Wrath of Khan
Microsoft Word
Advice for May 18th
Pinewood Derby
Yo Mama's So Fat
Friends Season Finale
Computer Science/Dennis Quaid
Dennis Quaid Memorabilia
Uncle Culpepper Comes to Visit
Pregnant F/X
Little Nephew and the Hand of Dixie
Culpepper meets Tina
Philippe's Campaign Platforms
Emeril and Spongebath
Chickenheads Eating Domino's Crazy Stix
Shootout in the ER
An Uncanny Burlesque
It is so fun to be with the dudes.
Success!
Goodbye Culpepper
Steely Dan
Molly?
Heaven/Earth Reciprocal
Dang has it been nearly a month?
The President of Mexico
The Murder Commission
Roast Beef the Funk Fairy
Ray's Yttrium Pool Table
Pat's abs
Pimm's/A system of Glenfidditch
Little Nephew and the Goths
IN THE FLAT FIEEEEEEEEEELD
Ray is a Goth Bootsy Collins
Philippe and the Pope
Whooops wait hold on WHOOPS
Thursday's breakfast
9 New Blogs
I Guess Some Friends Don't Remember When You Are S...
I got to get rid of some Nagels
h.w.
These blog templates are corny
The New Bryson
Flashdance! is on!
fuck you
hahahahahaahhahah
Roast Beef is so silly
Friday's breakfast
I have a tummy ache
pised on side of house
Even Spam can't get Spam right!
A new kind of rum!
7-11
Drat, I Have Read More Bryson.
Bizarre Love Triangle
uh oh I did it
Bill Cosby is Set Aflame!
Thank god gramma K is finally in the shower
I didn't have breakfast today; more.
Well this was a lousy week!
woke up on a burn
a good day!
man don't go by the sports bar unless you want to ...
Lunch was pretty good today.
Sex in the City DVDs
Nobody around?
I saw a weird thing
My new job!
What I ate on Saturday
Dinner tonight...
I am so mad at Gramma K
The 12-hour Shift.
Ray's Sex In The City Night With The Ladies
Roast Beef is barbecuing!
What a bust
Sat/Sun updates
I had a nice lunch on Monday.
That Lauren Graham.
Man whatta fuck
monday dinner etc
The Godfather of Souls
INXS
man do I feel stupid
The Dude.
Meta-hair Day
Hellish Creatures
Good morning!
DMV.
Tuesday.
damn late for work
Teodor brought me a hamburger!
Le Danse Macabre
Everybody do the Morrissey Dance!
Nice Pete To the Rescue
Dinner on Tuesday - sorry for the late posting eve...
What a nice afternoon.
That douche.
playing with video drivers
late for work again
Hymen!
Jamie Oliver
I like cream soda
Do I want to go camping?
A Kitchen of One's Own.
The Death Sound
New Ink Jet Printer!
crap
32 Pastas
Ken the Jeopardy Champion!
More Risotto.
What is it with people who offer free samples at t...
'Mad World"
The MoviePhone Defense
HYMEN ON BOARD
crappy sony sport radio
No New Ink Jet Printer :(
It's Super Windy!
It's Friday Night at Ray's!
cousin in town
That little stinker.
An Uncommon Indulgence.
Good Morning!
Wow too much barbecue
stan's in
Breakfast risotto
What a damn fine day.
Kleenex has just lost a customer.
kind of dull afternoon
WTF
I got to improve my game!
A Sudden Flush.
Iron Chef Risotto
What happened to my fun breakfast!?
Water Balloons are NOT Funny.
A day outdoors.
That jackass.
adios stan the man
S*itty afternoon.
Uh, bye, Roast Beef?
I'm getting up earlier and earlier these days!
The Hummer and the Damage Done
#
I don't think too much of that dude down at Clancy...
No sign of Teodor today.
Man do I feel dumb
I got lost!
new mexican place workin out alright
The Mountain and the Motorcycle
Rematch.
What the hell, man?
Still no Teodor
almost feelin' good today
nice beans
The MILF-man
A "talk," if you can call it that
#
I slept in today!
Free music on the Internet.
Feeling kind of faint
#
Oh yeah!
DAMMIT
Losing a shadow
The 1845
mango margaritas
Roast Beef Shoe Shopping
Yeah it was his 02 sensor
Oh! I want to be President!
The way they sell celery is RIDICULOUS.
A Dream.
Where the hell is he?
taco truck
Free Shrimp!
Friday not much better
I guess we're off to Ray's...
It's a Chochacho Night Friday.
I am damn glad I bought these Earth Shoes
True Dread.
A bit of an underhanded visit.
Good Morning!
#
Uncle Ray got FOOLISH ingredients in the fridge!!
Where the hell is he?
Dirty Pool
spit hooch emperor
Saturday turned out OK
I slept in today!
The 18th Amendment
Kind of a burner Sunday
Calm spoiled.
Tha Dribbla'!
A painting of me!
Friday party, picnic, etc.
SaniTaco
People allow the worst things about themselves to ...
Hella salty chips!
blank checkbook!
I wonder...
Teodor's back!
Visit to Aunt Brezna's
What To Do With The Winnings.
SaniTaco Single Serving Prep Counter
Got a haircut today
New Hairstylist!
#
Jelly Dildoe!
Conchita quit!
Popsicles!
A Machiavellian Decision.
Oh. Damn.
C.O.P.S. Achewood
Junk Mail.
A Crummy Mess.
SaniTaco and Nugget magazine
Oh nice
I am going to use ALL my money to fight this!
mario got fd
MESS.
Who cares if this week sucked!
He doesn't charge enough.
Hoolie Farm
What to wear...
Nuts, late for Ray's
The Tree is Watered.
Campin' wit da H.O.O.L.I.E.S.
Oh man such good ribs
UNH! Yeah, you heard me!
Nugget Reader Response
Risotto Wars are Ended
Oh, this is TOTAL bullshit.
Blackberry got tha golden shower
gonzo sexcart
Mr Bear is humming hell of ditties
#
Jaymar Piano!
Oh insane
Piano Lesson!
Minty
pantsmagic
Complicated Couture
Molly and Beef Talk Like Dogs
I found an old childhood game
Ray Gets a Butler
Parklawn Lawnparkway St.
ha piffed
Everybody Pants!
Rice argument
Shannon
The poor eyes
Waterbury The Butler
Waterbury's here!
Balancing Act
Where have I been!
ditchin' this place
Mr. Waterbury!
what the hell blogger
That stuff isn't even mine
A remarkable addition to the neighborhood.
No show
Who's "Waterbury"?
Swinging.
Roomba: Abraham Lincoln
stupid todd
Super, Waterbury!
Just doin' some gardening, making some food, no bi...
Seven Pines
The Somn-onanist
Back and FIT!
sick!
My man's a goof.
Tommy The Tummy
Lunch with Waterbury
What in the dang
Teodor made me dinner!
Hittin' the links again!
Born In The USA
Round 2
kitchen fire
Well, I'll be!
Special Agent M-9
Watching TV with Chris!
school eats tha wad
man whatta shoot
Man, that backfired!
Oh man huevos rancheros dinner
Thanks, people.
Daaaaaaamn!
Here we go again...
Since when am I the Picasso around here
SaniSluts 8
Gandhi!
#
Wow
Damn.
Goin' to see Pat in leg rehab
Now for something completely stupid.
The joys of angling.
dos pochegos openin' up tomorrow
Roast Beef and the Community College
Flustered.
Sleepy Symphonies
Sore and sunburned
Classy Man dinner
jackasses!
Steak/On
No one should have guns!
Earth Zombie
Cooking Class
Achewood Community College - Electives!
pulled
We're at base camp.
New trash can!
Back in the Saddle!
Squeeze squeezes
Mickey Mouse Pancake
Flustered redux.
Weekend plans.
Kind of a Hawaiian Thing!
I thought I respected Robert; I guess I do not.
Am I Blind?
County Fair
Manlyhoodstyle
Nasty!
golden bear
President stuff.
I do not appreciate this.
Silly me.
Roomba Cinema and the Invention of Photoshop
webMastah'
Damn, Teodor!
Back in the stuff.
Reissue of October 14, 2003: Kids Wear Pants Too Low.
#
Where have I been!
tha buxxmaker
I have Olympic Fever!
Paul the club "Pro"
Reissue of April 14, 2003: First Piece of Porno
p.a.
It's a...Judas Priest Friday
Full English Breakfast
Operation HOT S.A.U.C.E.
I ain't gonna speak at no AVN awards
Thank you everybody
Who's Hot Stuff? I am.
wtf in the fridge
SCREW the Dream Team!
Good morning!
Priests
Oh sweet Aphrodite
Theatre of Thoughts
Advice - August 23 2004
Judas Priest.
Dang!
leapfrog is hell of a cock, yo!
Ekaterina
Philippe Solves Homelessness
Stand by your man...
Beef and Molly, place of their own
Quiet
My shoe risers have arrived!
IKEA Calling
Beer Can Chicken Recipe
Just kind of a regular party
Email downer
screw those fools
Good news!
My Takamine is shot.
Waterbury=Swiss Army Knife
sup sup Miz Gerry
Boy, is it hard to be good!
Difficulties abound.
Philippe the Talking Toilet
busy week
#
Full English Breakfast redux.
Sweet Old Mr. Bear!
oh damn so good
Man what is wrong at Jack in the Box
Bensington Butters
I have fifty dollars!
Oh great
Roast Beef's Snoring Problem
Ottawa Modified Death Company
I like wine!
#
Roast Beef's Atom Bomb Dream
Advice for September 2, 2004
I know it hasn't started yet, but:
FF Boy = fuckin fool boy
More frogs!
Like a fading photograph
Baby Bling
Tonight's party, kind of a new thing
#
Mr. Beer!
Mr. Beer
Chrises
A damn relaxing Labor Day weekend.
Callipygian Women
tanglin' with a korean dude
#
Tootle-ta!
Worried about Beef
I am going to make a Good Dinner.
drowned lady
Tubby Tabby Terrorizes Throne
well if that wasn't a dirt dogg of a dinner
Valu-Douche
Peanut Sauce
No Smoking!
Beef's back
Ray and Beef Chat
Damn but am I brewing fine beer!
I rescued the day with orzo.
#
Johnny Cash Dead One Year
Greetings from Moscow!
kid klink
Peptic ulcer ?
Back on the links, finally.
Cilantro-ape Ceviche
Back from vacation!
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A week apart and away.
Thanks for the warning
Maybe not an ulcer
damn, beef!
Todd's call from prison
Vacation week!
Greetings from Kazan!
Nice Pete at Support Group
Some thoughts on my vacation to Kauai
pumpies on vac'n
This is MY blog, NOT yours!
Room To Let
Clams
Saw Tina.
Captain Kirk Toothpaste
Teodor's Vanity Albums
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Wiener Babies at Applebees
Some thoughts on my vacation to Kauai - pt II
Dinner with Tina.
Jesus Philippe
Third Anniversary Strip
Friday Night's Party - Get Into The Gnome
Annoying and Hopeful Things.
Brew Company
A scared man pooped in our yard!
A bit of a detour
The ol' lead balloon
Gnome Party clues (SPOILER: read previous entry fi...
Jimmy crapped in my yard!
Final Thoughts on my vacation to Kauai.
Roast Beef's Medical Experiments
fuck that azn gangsta wannabe!
Roast Beef Did Not Sleep Well
Vice Presidents Are Go!
Gross!
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I cleaned the area to the left of my desk
Chinese people are keeping secrets from us.
Moving = not so easy
The Philippe Times
Magic Rocks!
Man places to rent are so crappy
Time After Time
Emeril and Spongebath at The Smoke
"Linguini Seafood"
Country-Western party!
Do NOT eat crab unless it is the DAY before trash ...
Dewey Defeats Truman Dunnage
Fire
The Tenmen
Taco Bell Police Scanner
Sometimes you just need to be mad.
Magical Sex Blokes
I am sick of Olestra.
Ray's Damon/Affleck art installation
Boston!
Cookbooks by Celebrity Wives
Fantasies are Ridiculous.
FTP
Where I been, y'all?
Boston, this one's for you
Brew Company Update
Beef/Molly cold feet
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The Playboy Advisor
What's goin' on with Tina, etc
Nervous-Puke
A Cockroach!
mistah H is a straight-up tinytime hoe
man what a diff
Greetings From (Y)Ekaterinburg!
I saw Uncle Ray straight-up cryin'!
Countries That Sound Like Porn Stars
Dammit
Pat and the Playboy Advisor
Rouged Plastic Asshole
where the f is my money
Chewbacca Getting Ready for Prom
Tryin' to make this work.
The rain is back!
Molly's New Roommate
Man what do you even do
Tonight's party is gonna SUCK!
All set up at Tina's.
Ray's Fedora/Adult Diaper Rash
Scan of first character study page
I should have seen that coming.
Roast Beef Lies About Eating Bran
small times
Election Night
Blump tha Vote
whisky
Tense week
Mickey Mouse's Suicide
Breakfast with Ekaterina (of sorts)
Bowling Alley Funeral
School food is crass
What Did Ray Do!
orange keys
Tense week recap
Great Expectations AIBO
I am not president.
Beef and Weldon Aibo
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Coprophiliac Turkey
Chris did not move to Spain.
Alton Brown has a "blog"!
Bad lunch.
Atkins driving me crazy
SmileCash!
Fluff my hog
Pork trend.
grins from the cowgate
Fine, then.
Good news! I ain't got junk funk.
Pat wants Ray's gun
Greetings from...home.
Is Thom Yorke a douchebag?
glenladdie tour says 2 ingreds to scotch
I am the LAW and I am the LASH
bronco
Christmas List!
Local Restaurant Makes Good
What's Wednesday for?
Moving in with Ray
Truffles
Samuel H. Invisible
Uncle Ray got peen!
I forgot to tell you about what happened at McDona...
I am locked in a girl's school.
Cornelius Is Grappa-Shot
Pizza at tea.
Twenty Thousand Seconds Dead
A minor theft.
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Mr. Bear's Waiting Room
I'm allergic to brandy; lost hat
I experienced a minor setback.
Piss Shiver
Thanksgiving blessing.
Llewellyn Ash, baby
Burritos/Oral Sex
Parade of Mechanical Sex
Pat is quick to generalize
Pat is on the radio again!
I want to work on a ship!
Blasted Patrick
Some observations on the day.
I am sorry that I did not blog!
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I don't usually do this, but...
More Christmas List Ideas!
Rat in the garage.
A position in the kitchen.
Beef is not Lenny Kravitz
Apologies to Pat
Roast Beef's 'Zine
Social Interaction
Beatles Rat
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Last Warning.
update for December 10
Flavorful Sandwiches.
The new neighbors are kind of weird!
Maybe some sunlight.
I am not sure if I like the new neighbors.
Grocery Shopping With Ray
Roast Beef, Housemate.
Merchant Marine, y'alls!
Boogie Nights neighbors
A Careful Progress.
Mr. Bear's gig writing closed captioning
Holiday-Themed Party!
Women are Stupid.
More about the new neighbors! (Warning: may be sho...
Teodor's Temptations
Primal Manes/Gazelle Kebabs
Tha Merchant Marines blew, yo
More Mane Men
Judi Dench's Three Pound Underwear
No Mane For Cornelius
Reflections on the Holiday Season.
Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird
I go for walks
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And then you know.
Christmas gifts.
A comprehensive list of things which I received fo...
Charlie Brown, you died
Philippe shaves his head
Christmas!
San Bruno
Trashspotting
Jehovah's Witnesses
My Amazon Wish List
Map of Achewood Overground
Police Blotter, 9/8/1932
I am getting older now so I can have sugar cereal....
Nowhere to go but Wendy's
Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline
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Quiet around here
ode fokez suqs teh kw0k
I do enjoy that Ray.
What happens when you go on a walk.
What is it with eggs?
Fuck You
Korean bbq lunch
I got one of those little things for coffee.
It's a Go (To)fuck Yourself Monday
Two Thousand Flushes
Todd has become fat!
Todd Shanks Pat
Shank Appreciation
Time to Pah-Tay with Ruh-Ay!
I need to admit that I did a bad job.
Carefully ensconced elsewhere.
I smelled kumar's dad's poop, all!
Do not EVER approach me when I am entering or exit...
"Jerk"
Web Comics ruin the party
Subject : Re: Which Clash album did you want?
whoops
Party II: The Quickening
One might say that Lyle is back.
I need advice.
Vlad's Latest Subway Venture
Beef as Lloyd Dobler
Porn house moved
Heartbeatzz / The Shitandle
Whatzz a boy 2 due
My health was bad but now I'm ok! Please Read This...
New Desk
Nice Pete's bible fan fiction
Tummy Meth
There is no talking to Lyle.
Finally finished my taxes
Workin' For The (Robotic) Man
Ray gets sort of stoned
Ray is high under the table
fffffffffffd rays
The cat is so high he sells his lawnmower on eBay.
Ray's Joke about the Gay Taliban Lawyer
We made paella.
Click Robot - Screw You, Man
Click Robot adjustments
WELCOME TO RETARD MANSION
Scenes from a party
Tonight a woman showed me a video.
SCREW heartburn!
Little Nephew and Teodor Discuss Spaghetti
The perfect people
The Great Wayans Brother Cookbook Issue
Tha Snazzle / Burger King Chat Room
Urinating
Ray's horribly delivered joke about priests and mailmen
Bloody Mary Bong
Nice Pete's physical recovery technique. Jury's ou...
Vaginal Intercourse!
I am in Trouble again!
Man, what was I talkin' about?!
Dang why did I cook penis food
Eternal Coin Sorter of the High Concept Movie
Concern for Philippe.
I bought a thing at 7-11
I'm a bartender!
Thinkin' 'bout mah jobbz prospect
Contest to Hate Paris Hilton The Most
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fukcin a
Ray Plays the Worst Strip Poker
How things are with Beef and Molly
Someone Pressed on Roast Beef's Head!
I got some art supplies!
A man wanted to sell me a car
Radio stations are horrible.
Garden State
I have discovered the worst flavor
I am out of Trouble!
Got to rethink tha jobb prospektzz
Friendship Lane
Pat's "Oscars Party"
Well, I'm still a bartender!
Ray Sets Off The Clapper
Paternity Leave, Day Three
My date with Scarlet.
The Sewage of Sodom
Why do fat women always think they have a chance w...
Satan Will Smite You...Where it Counts
Pat, Banjo, Roast Beef, Quick-Onset Diabetes
Picnic a la Boeuf
The Conniptions
Pat and the Banjo
fuckin smoker needs a car
Moby's Tomatohol Car
FedEx, why do you have to be that way with me.
I have Pay Pal!
Pat's Heart of Darkness - Outer Ring
Let's Say Good Stuff About Ray's Dick
I heard a good band to listen to!
Limoncello
Holy Jones can you even believe what I did
Water Sports
Paternity Leave, Day One
Paternity Leave, Day Two
Paternity Leave, Day Four
Paternity Leave, Day Five
The New Baby
There is a new baby at our house!
Sit-down breakfast
Alright, here we go.
Philippe's New Walk-Around Butt
I am a good gardener!
Ray and the Catholic Recipes
Lyle and Ray's Perfect Jays
REI Womb
car smoke soon smoke
Mexican Yeyo Boys
I have invented a machine.
Map of Achewood Underground, panel 1 of 2
Fuck tha klown biz!
There is a baby around
Man this is just nuts.
Squirt
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I'm back.
Hosey the Flow Cow!
No luck with the gardener lady.
A Call From Japan Man
Map of Achewood Underground, panel 2 of 2
Who had the worst weekend, besides the Pope? Me.
Philippe Babysits
Chicken Stock, Chicken Stock
Greeks and Catholics
Teodor is extra-mad at me.
I do adore that Lauren Graham.
Beer Class
I am horny.
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Kimora Lee Simmons
Tina: Elegant Lady.
Sunflower seeds
I've had it with people who think that looking slo...
Bead Shop
Cancelling the joint company
I had to go to the mall for a while
dang uncle Ray tryin' to muscle my sideline!
Japan Man: Some Background.
Beer Class II
on side dial
Paris Hilton's PR agency
Treasure.
Lyle Shoots Ray's Car
I think a person died!
First words
Humorous Baby Onesies
TiVo
Garbagemen.
Breakfast wars.
Roast Beef's Birthday 2005
I am officially sick of Cosmo.
Kut-Me Ups
April 22, 2005!
bad weekend
tranny fux
Lyle's Trannie Sex Gig
Nobody died.
How To Order Wine
What Philippe Dreams About / Cake
first tranny fux
Teodor dies.
summah'z comin
DEAD MEN GO COMMANDO
Gettin' back into the advice game.
I think I might buy a Honda Civic.
Volvo of Despair part Two
Why do I carry a dry-erase marker? I'll tell you w...
I ain't gonna lie — I need to get SCREWED, man!
Bath Day!
Lyle's Longshoreman's Heimlich on Teodor
nother tranny fux
Beer Class Fin / Letter to Cook's Illustrated
Ray Channels Einstein
Some Advice for May 4, 2005.
Ray as Einstein
A bit of stick; Cooking Show.
Vaporizer !
Erotically Charged Shoe Purchase
Ray, Einstein and Hiroshima
Cooking show, possibly.
1978 Volvo 244 GLE...OF DESPAIR
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It is interesting to be twenty years apart from th...
There's nothing sadder than a business card.
I dig on me gewordstra minner.
Harlequin Romance To-Do List
Philippe Times Friday Facts
Trial run of the cooking program.
Did I get a job at Taco Bell? Yes.
Cooking show playalong
Volvo of Despair / Cornelius
Doggs here is my advice for the week.
Poetry from Ray's Collected Stickies.
Five bucks for poetry
Lesser works of Christo
fn paid for poetry
Poem!
Teodor's Rock'n'Roll Shit Fugue
Beef Steals Volvo of Despair
Busking Skeletons
Ben Stiller's concept about Emily Dickinson
Hella poems came outta my clam!
More of the 1kb of poetry
I wrote another poem!
Ray's Collected Stickies Poetry, No. II.
Advice for May 31!
Roast Beef Has Nothing To Lose.
May 31st's advice (2005)
nother poem
Big Birthday List
King Chochacho
Oops!
Cooking show - my rushes
pmsz
I be tha voice of new youth, alls!
Beef Dons the Chochacho Medallion
Screw You!
Volvo Closure
Circus Penis
June Eighth's Advice, man!
Circus Penis / Seven Dollars
I thought of another haiku!
Back in the Party Way.
Poem Number Two.
Teodor the SoftBoy
gottanother poe m foryalss
Onstad has a birthday
Rod Huggins
Poem Number Three.
So long Smoke.
Birthday party; new car
Got paid, so here is more poetry.
Rod Huggins II
The Mr. Bear Call-Out!
Salad Dressing Man.
Third tyyme'z a charmsicle
I am tired of poems!
Maximum Cuddles with Rod Huggins
The constant evolution of things.
Roast Beef's parking ticket
Porno Graduation Day
The Break-Dance Move that Lie Bot Taught Philippe
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More Friday Fun Facts!
Advice for June 24th!
Bowling With Philippe
Ray's Trans Am PDA
Roast Beef's Mom Shoots His Dad
Roast Beef Riverspotting
July Poems (getting $10 now)
Mad banked on that last poemzz, all!
Whoops, wrote another haiku!
Trivial Pursuit - Achewood Edition
First cable crew came through Butte!
Philippe and the Skeleton
The Ray Card
Au revoir to the spring lamb.
Bible Advertising
Poem Four, you moron.
I'M throwin' the party this week!
Oh man I can get a Swiss army knife now
Support Group...Did Pat Cry?
right allbout pssd outta fn poems linin up new gig...
There's a REASON barbers shouldn't make much money...
Didn't write any more haikus...yet.
Jack White
curpeter
The Toyota Tailgate Phenomenon
Butte on FoodStation...
The most important email in the world
Penis Maximus
Product return at OfficePerfect
XM Radio
Roomba Cinema: Star Wars
Roast Beef's I Got Problems website
Advice: July 18th.
Pat: Trials of Honour
Weird call from Ray
Philippe and the Hole to China
Little League Drinks
Philippe's Car: Calvin Peeing in the Toilet
Faggot!
sufck's the matter with me
Beef gets caught looking at tits
No more money for poems I guess
Necklace or Cleavage?
No More Haikus!
I am having a huge problem getting the right kind ...
If I am served another heirloom tomato dish I shal...
Circus Penis Has Left the Building
The Rock Star Died at 27!
Nice Pete finishes his book
Get Your Leech On
Ray's Toy Truck
Ray steps in dog shit
August's Friday Fun Facts
Granite
Clowned by Circus Penis
Lyle's Harry Potter Fan Fiction
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe!
TOASTER OVEN : AMERICA SPEAKS
Ray Insulted Russell Simmons?
Todd wants to yell BALLS extremely loud
Simon Calls! (Pat's Father)
I hurt my foot, man.
piss's lookiong better
Had to give knife back
Discount Rehab at the Dementia Arms
I am now represented by Siccio.
Mr. Depressey-Pants
p o u l t r y ;
Friday Facts from Around the World
Philippe's Birthday
Small clay statue.
The day's work is done.
Roast Beef bangs a website
Nice Pete and the Garage Chicken
HYPER-SPAM IN E-MAIL DIMENSION 9
Ray's Nipple Rings
Good help is hard to find, chochacho.
Why was I chased?
sfuck new fucking drink
Onstad be blowed by Dudez
Trial Gone Awry. Jesus.
Nothing good lasts forever...
MISSING BALLOON - EXTREMELY SMALL REWARD
I basically got to not have any tequila
Roast Beef and the Hull
My friend is going to wear Achewood t-shirts on te...
Pat's New Bumper Sticker
Roast Beef's Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Cartilage Head Offers Wine
Handicap Access
Might get on down to Nicaragua.
Whoops! "Facto."
The world was made for me!
Siccio, the IDIOT, has died.
Home Depot Sauces
The Bloatee
Pat's Aquarium
Aquarium visit. Sort of.
Got on down to Nicaragua
George Clooney is Learning Coptic
pissbeen good
Cartilage Head
Think I might have asthma
Dinner With Cartilage Head
Weekend's cooking plans.
Cartilage Head and the Whispering Saw
Gamblers Anonymous
Cartilage Head: Grand Finale.
921 Elden
Yeah so what if I went to the dildo store
I'm thinking about moving.
Proved Myself a Coward.
A baby bird! Hooray!
Anchovies ain't crappy
piss been decent
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Saw Teodor at Trader Joe's.
Lyle Lovett/Kraftwerk rating
Roast Beef's Science Show on Cable TV
Jaime the Science Friend - taping
gpt am n innle on the pisss
Jaime Backlash
My son Franky.
Heretic. Asshole! MORON!
People are telling me where to move.
Some critical news about my ding dong.
Jaime's invitation from the KKK
Hi-larious racialist hayoomah!
Ray's apology about the KKK thing
Milklin the Jehovah's Witness
Philippe Times - October
Ray is such a moron.
Someone has left a cornichon in the toilet.
itwas the jellies
I B a SuicideGirls model
So things with me and Molly.
HUGE breakthrough at swing class. HUGE.
Milklin's other jobs
What I Saw on Sunday.
I got Franky a fire engine!
The Last Picnic.
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Ray gives Milklin The Hose
Should I do a ding dong update? I got a lot of goo...
Roast Beef Tries to Help Milklin
Milklin's ad in Reminisce Magazine
Car registration fees due again
A terrible bit of angling!
Computer Software.
Ray Holds Own Heart
gta real bood weekend erorked out
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Ray and MENSA
Franky's mom is causing trouble.
Bye, bye Trader Joe's!
Ray's Mind-Menses
Have you ever been so tired that your head got rea...
King Piss!
sfucking good wewekned
Ray's Harlequin Costume
Whiskey a la Mood
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SG server mus' be BR0k3N
I guess I'm havin' a bad week!
I do not watch the Survivor TV show
Lassie.com
Hardy Boys: The Wailing Siren Mystery
Cornelius Bear's Lemony Snicket gig
Pat and the KPMA Gripe of the Day 2005
Guinness book of world records
I fooled Franky's mom!
This is pretty bad. You might not want to read it....
A bit of a dark cloud above the old corpus
More updates on current TV programs
Jeepers Creepers
Ray's Halloween Costume
Showbiz and the Notice of Collections II
Hallowe'en!
Ray's Comic Strip
Charley Smuckles Suicide Watch '05
I got a cold, but I did not get bubble butt. Unfai...
golf abals
Recurring dream.
Results of the "Tell Me Where To Move" contest!
Ray Discovers Little Nephew
A week without the familiar pleasures.
Man this time I got dragged to the yarn store
Teodor's Parkour Interlude
Ray sees Teodor as intellectual
Return of Showbiz
Showbiz digs in
Friday party, naturally!
Revisit of the recurring dream
Playin' with Franky!
On to Mollie Stone's.
Advice: November 13, 2005
Showbiz has the skitters
Rockford Fosgate II
Holiday Gift Preview 2005
Friday Facts for November
Finale (hopefully) of the recurring dream
Felled by the mighty Carnaroli
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I'm going to be the next Dr. Mohid Prasham!
Showbiz and the analog clock
golfball racket
Showbiz eats all the gum
Franky is being grumpy.
Thanksgiving wishes to all my chochachos.
Goodbye, Showbiz.
A Thanksgiving call to mom.
THE TODD CREATION MYTH
Molly's xmas list.
Moved back to California.
Pat's CheatLoaf
Ray parks like a bitch
beet'm N join'M
The flivver and the Hardy Boys
Ray has Happy Feet
Ray's old-school glass of milk
What did I do to Franky?
I have gotten the hang of "Asian"-flavored slaw.
I could not eat the chips I wanted so bad.
Happy Holidays!
Nice Pete's voice actor audition
Fuck You Friday for December 2005
Loaf-off!
Ray's mom senses diabetes
I have a new bed.
STOP WAKING ME UP
Ray writes to Reader's Digest
Gettin' my depress on
I think I actually am starting a gossip column!
Happy holidays...to everybody! That's right, every...
Too early for pants
Year-end wrap up
The ACHEWOOD A-LIST! ...for December 19, 2005.
Teodor in the warehouse
Franky attacked Lyle!
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sfuckin over
Pat's eco-telligent best-stitutes
Damn fine Christmas news!
What I got for Christmas
Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 1
Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 2
Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 3
Ray's Mom Calls
Goodbye Franky my son.
My Cell Phone Died!
New Year's Resolutions: 2006
Coming in 2006...
Lyle's sink bath
Crazy-ass Raccoons!
What Do They Dream About: Teodor
Teodor the Téletubby
Ray's Prison Pen Pal
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'sfer shit
Got the lamp!
The Achewood A-List!...for January 10, 2006.
Helicopter Head Chop Off
Todd's Ana-Tomix
Ana-Tomix nuts for your phone
Damn raccoon made a dog bark!
Solo, by ChatSack with Karl Lagerfeld
Ray Lies About Christmas Cards and Children
Mrs. Smuckles and the Rib-eye
Communism!
Roast Beef and Mrs. Smuckles
Computer crisis SOLVED!
They say to take vitamin D these days
Pat and Mrs. Smuckles
THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT
Teodor'S PHOTOSHOP PHRIDAY
i B moless'ted by mah Thought$$
Shopping cart incident.
Rodney Leonard Stubbs
Maybe I'll get back into web design.
Rostropovich on cello.
Good communism today!
Envelópe Martinez
Meet Envelópe Martinez
Beating Ron Sipes
Beef is Ray's Great Outdoor Fight Roadie
WINE SUNDAY
Ray and Beef to Fight
Beef in the Fight
Gossipy hot dog chef
The Day Before The Fight
Queueing for the Fight
GOF DAY ONE - THE ACTION BEGINS
Meeting Ron Sipes
Ted Cobb and Barry King
It has been ten years since college.
Sound and Motion
Barry King's Blog
Guaranteed Honky-Tonk-Style blowjob
Fauntleroy Brown, the other BOC
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Great new game.
Lyle threatens to play a trumpet with his cock
Summons to Turkey
Turkeys and Brandy
Ray in the Snack Tent
Beef is Out of the Fight
The Cody Travis Army
Done at Rudy Cava
Ramses Luther, Rodney Leonard
Outside the Grounds
Talking with Ramses
Alright, let's go to the Jeeps
The Jeeps take the field
Commanding the Wrangler
Burning Down the Acres
Leaving the Acres
Uncle George's
Well, what can I tell you!
Great Outdoor Fight - Final Strip
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Beef = new GOF think tanker?
It is a damn fine evening.
A Borrowed Hobby.
The brave little Dutch boy / Lie Bot
The Achewood A-list - - My Man's On It!
Back in the Game! (again)
Trashspotting - First Establishment of Premise
Updated Logo
Philippe and the Couch
Official Trashspotting clothing and items.
Items for Trashspotters.
Philippe eats Chapstick
Time to hit the hay.
Fast Note on our day's Trashspotting
I learned how to play the Lottery.
Advice for April 10, 2006
damn forgot about this blog what with things
Philippe's creekbed bedside
ey mahn hah pappies
What a F+*KING DISASTER.
Trashspotters I have not abandoned you.
Philippe in the Blackness
Forgot to tuck in Philippe
The Achewood A-List! April 14, 2006
Philippe is missing!
Trashspotters catching up with Philippe
Into the Memory Box
Big update tonight.
Trashspotting Manifesto, 1st Edition.
Zell and Cory, back-story
Philippe, King of the Dumps
Happy week-end, announcements
CHINA...NEEDS...COOOUUUCHES
Emeril and Beef abandon Teodor
I can't decide if I like helicopters or not.
Teodor and the Smut Door
NEW FORUM
First day on the new messageboard.
eBay Platinum Reserve
Ray has Airwolf
Robert Smith's phone call to Teodor
The Airwolf GUI Shortcomings
A story with a medium ending.
Ray Kills Philippe
I, for one, am GLAD gas costs so much these days!
Philippe imagines God
How couches actually think
Keith Moon's Head Alive
Molly iz codly 2 my pantzfront...4 now
A second career, so late in life?
fn caved in
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Keith Moon's Alive Head
Some of the sport from the Master Council
Everyone's a pub-namer
Achewood Award for Google
My favorite personal sports
Beef and Molly Cell Phone Chat
Roast Beef's Aluminum Underpants
The vestigial dong.
Scientific dong study
Teodor is Sci-Fi Curious
New zine
The Boys Are Back In Town
I got to quit settin' myself up for a disaster.
Trouble in the Pool House of Good and Evil
Page from Beef's Zine
Page 2 from Beef's Zine
Badass Games, Car Quiz
The Mega-nerds!
The keys are mine!
Ray's SuperWoofer
Magic Underpants Finale
THE BADASS GAMES
Badass Games Day 1
Into the Studio
Badass Games Event 2
Miami's Review
Where is the communism poster?!
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How My Birthday Went
Magnus Intactus
Zine volume 2
The Achewood A-List! June 19, 2006
Car ride idiot
Cornelius wins the badass games
Cornelius's Old-School Gothic Bus
Ray's neighbor problem / pissing into empties
Ray's Drawing Therapy
hwna fk'd that happne a WEEK?!
they Chinezed my azz!
FUN PARTY! Everyone's invited!
I owe the world a damn favor.
Cornelius's Mensa Gig
Pimp Skitters
FUN PARTY a total success!!
What in the damn hell is going on around here?
The Lyle / Todd con
Morally Challenging Hot Sauce
Beef's depressing celebrity-obituary job
Roast Beef's workout tape
Leo Fontanette
Leo Fontanette and the Corn Field
Leo's Funeral Plans
The Mike Stonetower School
Todd is on the Fuck Plan
What did I eat?
I'm just bloggin', you know?
Yeah, I bought the biggest one. It's nice.
The camera is bad to Beef.
Leo's service.
George Michael and the shrubbery
Ray at Whole Foods
Opening the new pub.
Teodor's Camera Tests
Magical realism camera from Mexico
Takin' it in the can
The Internet is crazy for cat schlong!
Dreamwheel And The Child
I need to join a movie-voting website!
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Simon arrives in Achewood
Gladdington Castle
Don't huff!
Simon calls Pat for coffee
Pub name correction from Ray.
A brief statement on the position that golf occupi...
Pat's Armor Comes Off
Pat is Completely out of the closet
Car crash sin.
The Achewood A-List! August 16, 2006
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Achewood baby edition
Ray and Teodor golf chat about gay Pat
dont' rememerb if I hit a guy
The Brothers In The Syndicate
I got to cook up basically some late-night nachos
lozt m'ah jobbz
Rough goings with music recording efforts.
Beef and the Rally Cars
Excerpt from Beef's Zine no. 2
Please Fuck Ray Friday
My friend made a sex magazine! Read it!
Golf memoir No. 2
Converted diesel car
Yo mama jokes
Roomba Cinema - Eraserhead
ROOMBA CINEMA - Pump Up The Volume
Saddest Thing Tri-reduxtastic
Ray's Magreaux Dog
It winds down for Ray
It was Chinese food night today!
Sanryobuki RemoteMed Trio
Auf Deutsch
Man we got to talk about some noodles now.
Ray's Sex Life, with Pat
Philippe's Mystery Story
Ray Understands Computers
palindromes
Little Nephew and the Vaseline
Golf Memoir No. 3: the short course.
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Bensington Butters' dark secret
Scooby and Scrappy
Ray calls O'Malley, Private Eye
Magical Realism cell phone
My heritage changed.
Man I am over a dog about car things
crap did i shoot the dude
Bensington cheaps on the copter to Cabo
The helicopter sprouts legs
Roast Beef and the News
Helicopter Longlegs
Characters, Warehouse
Warehouse II
da nhoo jabbah
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I got a buck!
Enter the Warehouse
Meeting Lonis F. Edison
Lonis Edison's Ketchup Plans
CATCHING UP WITH BENSINGTON BUTTERS
TGI Judas Priest Friday
The Baying Hematite
Reprogramming Bensington
Philippe Friday Facts Fall 2006
Bensington as shirtless Irish jump-dancer
Lyle's hat trick
Ray Walks Home From Mexico
Pub Name Backpedal
Friday Facts - Nudity
Philippe invents the Dogcken
Look into Ray's eyes while he pees
Beef's Zine No. 3 - excerpt
Golf Memoir No. 4. The food.
The Achewood A-List! November 1, 2006
Got kicked out of my one-man band.
Teodor's Romance Novel
Chinese People / Delicacies
Erotic Wine Tasting
Butter, where have you been all my life?
Todd forgot to hibernate
Junk Plucker
When geniuses and trucking collide.
Jack and Diane Party
Roast Beef's Odor
I forgot everything I knew about computers!
Emeril vs. Jesus
Beef's Anti-Depression Lamp
Ray's Chinese Delicacy.
Ray Against Unnecessary Faxes
Kraftwerk Thänksgiving
Nice Pete's Sketchbook
Stupid Todd and his death wish
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The baby made me go to sleep!
Ray's Stupid Cell Phone Conversation
Molly's Tiffany Slut Gift
Lyle, Pornography, Rent
Meg White NAKED
Beef, Depression, Toast
smallest party ever
Vlad's SPICE gig
Friday Facts December 2006
Mister Band
Ray signs Mister Band
Hubloo-ah! It's Kah-RISS-mas!
Antonyne Cheops Smuckles
Antonyne Cheops, Man of Claims
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Story of Rustmouth and Silent Bird Wallace
Aloisius, Stone Bird
The Achewood A-List! December 19, 2006
That BITCH.
Rustmouth and Silent Bird
Happy New Year 2007.
Pete has Music Hair
Mister Band Lyrics
Nice Pete gets stabbed in the head
Ray's Gay Romance Novel
Lyle is demoted from Mister Band
The Lyle-Teodor Swap
Ray wants weed from Teodor
Making light of Nice Pete's musical sensibilities
Ray invents hip-hobbit.
January 10, 2007
The Wizard Dined on Coelacanth.
Nice Pete's iKill
Nice Pete's call with Hajul the EE
Nice Pete's ass gets stabbed
Ray plays Whac-A-Mole at life
Advice for January 19th, 2007
Ray as the New Jesus
Zine 4 outtake
Whoah! Saw a dog today!
Whole Foods Attitude girl
Quail Bible
Molecular Gastronomy
Speed Bumps
Sleep-chillin'
Ray Glocks a Cow
Pizza pie drivin' jabbah killz it
I am proud of that little man.
got way too nice of a printer
Philippe Goes Deaf
Too Depressed to Grocery Shop
Tostadas
Polack Magazine
Todd back from heaven
Lyle's Vinegar Ablution
Cornelius's Special Bowl
Ray's New Google Logo
My Trip to Google (with photos)
Ray's Urine
Ass to Breast Man
The Ass-Breast Test
Breast Man Perks
The WalletPen!
Man I had just a horrible day
I had a rad-ass day, m'buches!
The Julie and Julia Strip
al-Qaeda Cook Book
Roast Beef Flowchart
Ray's Flowchart
Good bye, Leon Soom Beh Cheh
Lyle's Friday Flowchart
The Dude and Catastrophe: A modest success!
Foto-Kwiz No. 2
Cornelius's new pub absolutely disgusts me.
Leon Sumbitches
Foto-Kwiz #3
NOTHIN'!
Jewish Supplies
Writing to Leon Sumbitches
Reply from Leon
BACONSPIEL 1
Hearing Back from Leon Sumbitches
Calling out Leon
Beef Jerky!
The Achewood A-List! March 13, 2007!
The bacon will be here today - 3/14/2007
Meeting Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches
Bacon No. 1 is here. What now?
Pat Reynolds Flowchart
Bacon No. 1: First Taste
I was all hoi polloi and low
alright so whatev er
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That chump.
Reinventing Gay Porn
Rampin' up the Gay Porn Biz
Weepy-Weep
Bacon No. 1: Going Low.
I failed Father.
Oskar and Reiner's Schvitz Party
Can I Get Off To This?
The Gay Porn/Moonwalk Analogy
Reinventing Gay Porn Take 2
Gary Sinise Will Not Be In This Gay Porn
Ray Commissions a Romance Novel
Getting Through to Simon Cowell
Success With Four Slices Left
Superimposing Rod Huggins
Directing Rod Huggins
Moving on to Bacon No. 2
Ray Breaks On Through To The Other Side
Unbathing Rod
Pat's Chance Encounter With Rod Huggins
Bad porn.
The San Francisco Giants Season Opener.
SOYTOPIA: A SOCIOPOLITICAL AND ECOLOGICAL CLARITY ...
Rod and Pat at the Diner
Friday Facts - Ray Came Over
Burgers' Jowl Bacon (bacon #2)
I went to a museum, doggs!
The Achewood A-List! April 16, 2007!
Spanking the President for Cash
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Todd's Flowchart
Vlad Flowchardt
Slow pitch softball
Beef's Baseball Conditions
PLAAAAYYYY BAAAALLLLL
Ray's Excellent Bat
The First Pitch
Nightlife's opening pitch
Ugliest Yard Contest Day Two
The Extent of Ray's Injuries
This is My Jowl, and it Freaks Me Out! (bacon 2 p...
Andretti's Assessment
Friday Facts - Ray's Condition
Ray's Afternoon Therapy
Door to Door Pretzel Man!
Chris is such a Darrylict
A thing with the gardeners
Ray has finished his retardancy
The Slow-pitch Softball of the Heart
Had some poems pilin' up
Fuck You Friday - Pat Edition
Chris's Sick Day
Lawnimatronics
Operation Horrible Front Yard
Bacon No. 3: Carlton Farms Canadian-Style Bacon
How Much of The Man is Beef
Proposal dry-fires
Love On Paper
Popping in to the Dude and Catastrophe
I had to put the push on the guy
Ray Pens His Wedding Toast
Chevy Ford Wo's
The Wise Points of the Crudgens, Considered
Spreading the Love
A Return to Bacon, the Senses, and the Stove.
The Ring.
The chick cares about the dude when the dude does not care about the dude
Agua
Nick Hornby said it first
Yet Another Alternative Energy Source
California Bridegroom
GIN OCEAN
MWY no. 5 excerpt
Marriage got to get paid, son.
Hitched up to the Cash I.V.
Wedding Registry
Even Gouging Pat a Little
I was wrong about celebrities!
Help, My Friend is a Church!
Beef goes in for the kill
got glases
Pumpjack Clitty
Don't Change, Man.
Friday Facts - Lyle's New Glasses
First Dance, Last Dance, and all the Dances Inbetw...
Ray's Baseball Card
The Etiquette of Death by Helicopter
Golf Memoir No. 6: Going Modern
Foto-Kwiz #4.
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New Bidet
Molly's Father
No One is Less Important Ever than a Teenager
Lyle's Baseball Card
MixTube No. I for Beef
I found the song I've been meaning to find.
Performance/Pay Inequalities
Comic Sans
Tennis: Sport of Slick Princes.
Friday Facts / Fig You Friday edition
Bubb Rubb is the Nation's Individual
Can I has Cheezburger
This is one of the worst cat mistakes.
A guy with a butt is next door!
Soytopia a few steps closer to opening.
Goin' to Australia.
The Ugly Thoughts
Gettin' ready to go to Australia.
Philippe's Baseball Card
Bacon No. 5: Hempler's Peppered Bacon
Lolcat Scratch Fever!
Ray's Lolcat Regrets
The Childhood Drum
Friday Facts - Sports Edition
Ray Bests Up on Beef.
Australian Culture Lessons #1
Whiskey Dick, Examined
Lyle's Children's Book
Saddest Thing IV
K-Y Jelly
Chris is a book-leaver-arounder
What Ray Thought About Today
German Lessons
Well changed rural test from a lady
I'm Catering Beef and Molly's Wedding!
Is Roast Beef a butthole?
Hyype Therapy with Chaka
Ray's Chaka Session con't
Philippe Times Monday Science Section
Teodor's interior monologue
Things are great! Hi!
glases are rad
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Roast Beef's Initial Considerations
FiestaMax
Leaving Fiesta Max
Philippe's 5th Birthday Party
I had a birthday!
The Butcher's Diagram
Lyle in Traffic Court
The Wedding Menu.
I believe I have found my métier.
Teodor's Flowchart
Nice Pete's Flowchart
Soytopia: Opening Morning!
On the plane to Australia!
Time is the only magic
An Uncomfortable Problem We've All Experienced.
Ray's Drawing Problem
Mr. Bear's Junk Mail Folder
The Cornelius Thought and Decision Minder
Philippe's Inner Machinations
They showed me how to make Jelly Bellies!
A crazy nut was out on the scene
Ray's Merkin
Bubble Gum
What the hell, brochitches?
A Bra.
Fuck You Friday September Twenty-First
Todd's Late Night Show
Todd's Skit Ideas
well thats a fick pissr
Dinner was Crummy!
Todd's Contract
Delicious Coke Shake
Our Sixth Anniversary.
The Todd Show, ep 1 pt 2
The Future
Managing Todd
The Candle that Didn't Need Wind
Leaving Las Vegas
Time to Get the Juicy Dirty Tell-All Started
Bill Gates Fan Fiction
Finally Airborne!
Friday Acts
The Todd Show, ep 1
Todd Show Finale
On the Ground in Ozzieland!
Wrap-up Call
Picking Out My Dudes
Roast Beef didn't make his brother a groomsman!
Being Teodor Orezscu
Cooling it with a rental
The Rad Day
Facts Enough for the Weekend.
The Writer.
Shampoo
Beef's Bachelor Party - HARD PLANS.
At the Hotel in Sydney!
Halloween Candy
Friday Facts - Get Tough Edition.
When Best Friends Talk
Ray's Japanese Toilet
Bacon No. 8 (Retrofill Comes Later)
Doggs I Bought a Boat
Philippe Inquires About Homosexuality
Guinness Book
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A naked lady made Teodor crazy!
Soytopia.
Bedding and Breakfasting with the Bohemians
Problem at the Hotel.
Searching for one's self on eBay
The Achewood A-List! November 12, 2007!
He Meets Him.
LIVIN SACK STYLE
Guy Talk
The hum-drum happiness of life.
Queensland On My Mind
Ramses is a Master of Many Crafts
Thanksgiving appetizers 2007
He Got it From Father.
The Last Hardy Boys Book.
Happy Thanksgiving 2007!
When a Lady Does a :(
Ray Knows From Deuces.
Lyle's Dildo
The Perky Pervert
Nolan
K.L.I.T.Z. - B - R.E.D.D.Y.?
crazy bad news. can't even capitalize
The terrible fear revisited
Key Words
Philippe's king equipment
Why Did You Hit The Computer
Pay attention.
Previously.
Friday Facts, with a light horse theme.
Courtesy. It's catching.
Evening Ink
The Needle and the Damage Done
Presumed hard and left for absent.
Reissue - Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants
Christmas 2007
Reissue - The Mountain and the Motorcycle
Reissue - Killing is Like Basketball
Reissue - Ray Gets Sort of Stoned
My Christmas Presents!
Million Story Building
Ray's Annual Book.
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Stephen Hawking
The Amazon Package
The Kid Computer
McDonald's vs Starbucks vs Ray vs Me
Rough miles and raw whiles
Another Man's Way
Abraxas
The deal with my hair.
I said a hate word! Oh my gosh it is so terrible!
Microsoft Spatchcock Supper
There is a New Mayor
Ramones Wedding
Politics.
Quebec
The Perfect Idea.
Ray hits his stride.
Ray is bummed out.
Ray is so grumpy about running for President!
The Dude Keeps Declaring.
A Call from Sondra.
Ray Covers His Bases
Mopey Teodor
Ray's Pedicure Routine.
Roomba Cinema, Pulp Fiction Edition
Love Among the Chioggia
Choosing the Right Tea.
Inside the Mind of Sondra Smuckles
I think I need to be offensive.
Valentine's Day.
The Achewood Generator
The Transatlantic Cable
Another solo chat with Ray
Yet More Truth Serum.
fuckien salcked
The Kid Who Ended The Mafia.
Harper's 27 Women.
Just what have I been doing with my sick old mysel...
Touch of Grey.
Making the Rent
Nice Pete begins A Marvelous Romance
Philippe's Text Adventure
New Adventures In Text
I got inspired by politics! AGAIN!
Dungeons and Dragons Explained
An Afternoon With Molly Sanders
Knuckleheads Magic Adventure
Ray's Penance.
Showbiz Weighs In On The Wedding
First Dance
One for the Brits.
The Joys of Formula One
Philippe at Laszlo's
To their dismay, this happens.
Roast Beef and the Prostitute
Hello and There Have You Been!
Breast Implants.
Hangin' Out Readin'
The Dog Got an Operation!
Why did I get screamed at
1950s Ethical Technology
Cornelius's New Computer
The Boffin.
The New Laptop Arrives.
Booting the Shrovis.
Problems With the Shrovis.
Chatting With Mr. Teal
The Return of Mr. Teal
Burying Keith the Publican
Cornelius in the Cooler
Getting Boffined
Fetching Cornelius
Fetching Cornelius II
For your consideration.
The Mad Dash of The Boffin
Roomba Cinema - A Clockwork Orange
Beef's Stationery Issues
The Kazekzakis Card Company.
How ABSOLUTELY INSENSITIVE.
The Story of My Hair.
I'm Hungry
"French Fries was the case they gave me."
Stationery - Rapid Growth Phase.
Universal Card for Dudes.
Shake That Money Maker
Plied with fine music
Dan in the Morning
SACKED AGAN
Righta's Blokk
Foto-Kwiz #5 (not really a Kwiz)
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Waylaid in Texas
An Appreciated Man
The Man From C.H.I.V.A.S.
Wealth Intervention
I'm Sorry.
Finland.
Pizza Parlor Fantasy
Ray's New Biographer
Working the Old Soil
Nice Pete, Amanuensis.
The Resignation of the Amanuensis.
Wedding Invitation.
Beef's Bachelor Party - Planning Stages
Martha Stewart Weddings
A Look Inside...Roast Beef Weddings
I am Learning about Hobos.
Santa Cruz post #2
Wedding Menu
Wedding Vows
The Pre-Nup
Wedding Bells!
The R.S.V.P.
Picking Up Showbiz at the "Airport"
See That You Do.
T-minus Three Weeks.
The Serious Men of Bread Convene.
Forever Hold Your Peace.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Bachelor Pre-Party.
Wedding Menu Redux.
In the Home Stretch.
Home Stretch - The Board Game
Bachelor Party
Guests Trickle In.
Closing in on Love.
Penultimate Wedding Montage
Flop Sweat.
A Winter Son.
The Guests Gather.
On Rails.
The Math.
Reception Scene One.
Reception Scene Two.
Exeunt Ramses.
Blunderbuss Comix No. 1
Blunderbuss Comix No. 2
Caboose.
I got my MRS in RBK.
The Beef is back in town!
How to make candy?
Knuckleheads to the Minute
Self-Confidence.
Conspirogami.
Progeny Dialectic.
Crosswalk Karma.
Good Country Decorum.
The Lyle Creation Myth
Educating Philippe.
Philippe's Birthday.
In The End, We Are All T.A.F.
Rod Huggins Morning Flowchart.
Senior Portrait.
LovePhoenix
Tina's MBA.
The Extrication Plot
Belly Button.
This Is Not A Strip!
Patching Up a Friend.
Medical Discretion.
From the Pages of Gentleman's Quarterly
Circumstances of the Heart.
It's a Fuck You Friday!
Achewood World Tour, Pt. 1
Gush-Love Hemisphere, and other B-Sides
En Route to the Radisson.
Meeting Prince Kharmoud Halat
North American Achewood Tour Dates and Times.
Summit of the Kinky Minds.
Enter the Commodore.
Exit the Commodore.
Lie Bot was around!
First Rain.
Philippe's Halloween Costume
That tired old election year Canada claim.
The Last Time You Make Love
At Larry Borgioni's The Cheetah Room.
Cannonball
Escape velocity.
Sussin' Connie
Morning at the Parallel Corral
In Point of Fact.
Tattoo discussion.
Catching Up.
A Little More Catching Up.
A Proposed Dinner Party.
Ray's Dinner Party
The Boy Who Saved the Airplane
Deconstructing Ray Smuckles.
Sensibilly
Thanksgiving 2008. Sorry if this goes on.
Thanks Giving It's Friday!
Under the Hood.
Flubbus Interruptus.
The Mise en Place of Love.
I hella like this basic Italian dude.
New Italian Place that Ray made me go
Enter the Sous Vide.
Christmas list!
Because I Got Depression.
Waldenbooks
Christmas Eve 1981
Coming in 2009
Achewood State of the Union, 1/2009
The Visible Heel of Adam Smith
A Good Employee Is Available In This Land
Phrase Out of Water.
Genteel Wherewithal
Professor Gabriel
It's a Fuck You Friday.
Always Visit the Right Man.
A New Friend.
Sideburn Generator.
Roast Beef's stomach needs a name. How about Greg? Or Nick. Or Nestor.
Fixing the Economy
Performance Anxiety
Distributed Homeboys
The Pocket Dial.
The Actual Story of Lyle.
Darlene and Lyle.
Understanding Darlene.
The Firebrand and the Firewater.
History as Commodity
The Wii Manifesto
Vlad's Coup.
Ray on the Vlad Show.
Pat on the Vlad Show.
Teodor on the Vlad Show.
Darlene and the Baja.
Polly Sleeps.
It is Not Winter
Rod isn't sleeping well.
Bead and Breakfast
Four Misuses of Civic Property
Friday Facts, Birthday Edition!
Peter, Paul, and Mary
The Farm Has a Nickname For Its Rooster
Roast Beef's Tone Poem
The Carcinoslippery Slope.
Taking Pat and Rod's Vacation Mail
Wales, 1676
When Simple Worlds Collide.
Romanticized Sketch of the Birth of the Nacho.
Peat-Boxing
The Reluctant Minstrel
The New Polyprofligates.
Coaching Padrig.
A Dangerous Sense of Entitlement to Artificial Comforts Pervades.
A Certified Letter.
Man I ain't too sure what's up with Ray
Ray in the Public Storage.
The Finest Stone in Wales.
Winning Lloyd Over.
A Complication Involving Sheep.
Emergency Origin Myth for Charley, Etc
The Men Take a Selfish Aside.
A mis-step.
A Return to Smucklewood Manor.
Cornelius on Facebook.
The Moonwalk Has Come to a Full and Complete Stop.
Philippe - A Love Romance.
Ray's Lousy Sapphic Erotica Gets Called Out.
The WISMOD.
Getting High On One's Own Supply.
A Letter from Williams-Sonoma.
Cornelius Abdicates the Throne.
Chuck Seizes the Metric by its Jugular.
Teodor accidentally pleads his case.
Teodor pulls a Dignity.
Master of Ceremonies.
He Stands On No Ceremony.
The Contest Begins.
Roast Beef, He Falls. Fine.
Two cards.
How to Not Hold On.
A Courteous Primer.
Seat Z-1.
OnStar to the Rescue
Who is the Cat / in the Yurdish Dying Hat?
EOF
Karmic Cycle.
My One Big Day Off.
Roast Beef Takes a Gamble
Of Head Wounds and Identity.
Don't Want Today? Then Flip the Switch Negative on Today.
Thanatos Has Left the Building.
Tone Unsuited to Subject.
The Man Weathers No Editor.
Striptease Greenhorn
Vocation, or, a Calling from God.
That Man is a Business.
Don't Load That Gun.
The First Guy to Do That
Sorry this took so long.
Easter Egg!
Narpissus and Oldmund
Nesting.
The Bro-mance Days.
Maakies Guest Strip
Chilling with Lee Sungjae.
How It's Going!
Think of the Children.
Everything You Do Is Wrong
Posting in parts. A test.
Part Two.
To Go Online, Or Not.
The Pope Does Not Know Any Sluts.
The Semiotics of Cultural Self-disregard
Prosciuttolax
Out-of-Character Komix No. 1!
Out-of-Character Komix No. 2!
2009 In Review.
Predictions for 2010
Roomba Cinema Presents James Cameron's Avatar.
Fuck You Friday No. 1, 2010
Small Times. A Look.
Toxic User Culture
Maturation.
Pat, I Am Like You Now.
Philippe, Entrepreneur.
Two Hearts Beat as One
Doppelganger.
Shirley Temple
Find Something You Like and Copy it.
He Calls Himself Yojimbo.
It's Just Business.
He Will Get Inside Its Head.
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream.
P-roll.
Revenge of Yojimbo
Available Balance.
What Is Home
Pockets Full of Sand
Leg One.
Leg Two.
She'll Call You Back.
The Arithmetic.
Waking Up At Home.
Back From Early Mass.
Père
Penultimate-ish.
The Finger-Pointers.
Considerations Far and Wide
Your High School Name
Michael's Song
Mayner and Lurquilla
American Graffiti
The Other Walk of Shame.
Denny's
Tiene Mas Pompas
At Denny's.
Go For It
Shades of Darlene.
The Test.
Darren's Lament
The Unhinged Narrator.
This is THE van ride of 2010.
Advice for July 7, 2010
Van Me One More Time.
I'm Proud of You.
Operation Chernchilla Schlep
Emeril is also an Objecto-Solipsist.
Brisket36
Citizen Roomba
Another Lovely Fuck You Friday.
Back to Where We Left Off.
Some Play Checkers, Some Play Chess
Diverting Peter C.
It's All He Can Do
Honest Man Comix
President of the Bad Answer Club
How To Be Happy
2011 Predictions
The Hiatus
Hiatus, Explained Tenderly and with a Great Gentle...
Ray In Rehab
At The Hospital.
In the Henhouse
Roast Beef Kazenzakis, Observed, December 2011. A...
Scrabble
The Christmas Party, Pt. 1
Creating Achievements
At Henrietta V. Noniscani
The Laser Printer
Street Sheet
Interlocking Sevens
Pizza Party, Maintenance Man
Who Shaved Ray?
Out From The Waiting Room
Manwich
Altimiter
Six Tickets to the Same Organ
The Christmas Party, Pt. 2
Achewood, 2013.
The Achewood Shop Re-Opens!
Pain is a man with a name.
Bass Club
1987
Getting Well
Whiskey Shits
Sex Boxx
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Nice Pete's Woman Breakthrough
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Honey-Don't
Old School
Halloween is just about here!
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Back in the silk saddle!
What-in-the-doopty!
Nude Helsinki
Maniacs At The Curb
Ray Goes Paleo
Charlie Brown Returns
Lemmy's Death Is Our New Roommate
Roast Beef's Coffee Situation
Bikini Barista
Philippe For President 2016
The Latest News About Hitler's Cock
Beef's Password Screen
The Good Old Days
Tis My Taint Cream
Man Bun
Showbiz, Traveler of the Frontage Roads
The Harvard Study
Dieting Conversations
Ray explains abortion to a child
Improv With Beef
The Five-Minute Journal
Roast Beef's Relationship Flowchart
The Soda Wars
Roomba Cinema - The Right Stuff
Ray Sleeps Through Sondra's Birthday
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